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People: The Mason Dixon Roller Vixens
Mason Dixon Roller Vixens Vamp It Up While Reviving Roller Derby.

by Matt Edens + photos by Seth Freeman

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Sporting fishnet tights, a bruise or two and the occasional tattoo as they circle the flat track of Turner’s Skate Palace in Hagerstown, the Mason-Dixon Roller Vixens appear to be the sort of girls Mother always warned you about. And the action on the track — packed with body contact and the occasional elbow when the ref isn’t looking — furthers the impression. “You find yourself kind of intimidated by them,” says Travis McGaughlin of Hagerstown, a hardcore roller derby fan from the moment he saw his first match almost three years ago in Baltimore. “There were live bands and gals in crazy outfits with wild names.”

The description applies equally to the scene at Turner’s. Punk bands play between the bouts. There are plenty of plaid miniskirts, black nail polish and the ever-present fishnets on display. And the Roller Vixen roster features names such as “Stabitha Christie,” “RipHer Gore” and “Bonnie Lass-Eration.”

PTA Moms on Wheels
First impressions, however, can be deceiving, especially in the modern-day world of Roller Derby. “It’s a group of women from the most diverse backgrounds,” says Kristi Jacobs. A marketing manager and mother when she isn’t on skates, Kristi is a prime example of how the woman behind the tights might just be a neighbor, or a PTA member. “It’s a wide demographic, from around 22 years old to 41 years old — office workers, business owners, grad students, homemakers, teachers,” says Travis, who also coaches the team, skating the sidelines under the alias “Groper Cleavage.”

Dating back to the Great Depression, the rules of Roller Derby are deceptively simple. Each team fields five players: three blockers, one pivot and one jammer. Points can only be scored by the jammer, who attempts to skate through the pack and lap back around, earning points for each opposing blocker passed.

There’s always been more than gameplay behind the derby’s appeal, however. “It’s a little more flair than sport,” says Hagerstown resident Jocelyn Bassler, an immunology researcher who skates as “Skid Ho.” Like professional wrestling, Derby gained a following more for theatrics than athletics. By the sixties, the sport was a mainstay on the UHF margins of the TV dial. Audiences eventually waned, however, and the original Derby died in 1973. Subsequent attempts at a commercial revival all proved short-lived until, at the start of a new century, a strange thing happened.

Grassroots Comeback
“We have a very do-it-yourself attitude,” says Jocelyn, referring to the scores of homegrown, amateur leagues that started springing up across the country. A grassroots origin wasn’t the only thing separating the new derby from the old days, either. Previous incarnations had been predominantly co-ed, but today’s derby is female dominated. Embracing the titillation of old school derby in a very self-aware and campy way, leagues like the Roller Vixens combine flat-track skating with third-wave feminism.

“I read this magazine called Bust,” says Boonsboro native Jeni Heimbuch, describing her introduction to the Derby. “They had an article in there about a team in Houston, and I thought, ‘This is so cool. They look so strong and empowered.’” Learning that a league was starting in Hagerstown, she quickly signed up. Now the recent Hood graduate skates as Lucretia McEvil, a nom-de-skate taken from the title of an old Blood, Sweat and Tears song. “I have a theme song and I love it.”

Theatrics remain key to Roller Derby’s attraction. “That’s very central to the Derby,” says Jeni, “how they dress and how they present themselves.” And, of course, what they call themselves. “There are some girls, I don’t know their real names,” Kristi says. And each derby name is unique, part of a national roster maintained by the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. With gems such as Skid’n Nancy, Beatrix Slaughter and Frenzy Lohan already taken, coming up with a name can be a challenge, says Kristi, particularly one that captures the skater’s personality. “I’m a little bit girlie and, then, a little bit not,” she says, explaining the reasoning behind her alias: “Tinkerbelch.”

But the theatrics extend only so far in a Derby bout. These ladies are serious competitors. “You’re really taking the hits,” Kristi says. “When the whistle blows, it’s real,” adds Travis. “It’s all about the competition.” And, perhaps more importantly, it’s all about the competitors — for a few laps, at least. “We can’t all be rock stars,” explains Jeni. “Being a rockstar’s a full-time job. But Derby’s only part-time.”

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Mason Dixon Roller Vixens
Check out these ladies of the rink first-hand. Visit www.masondixonrollervixens.com for information on upcoming bouts and becoming a roller girl. For more information about the national organization, visit the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association at www.wftda.org

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